1. Every time at work I hear “You’re eligible for a upgrade” I think: “A spiritual body in the world to come”.
2. I recently proved yet again what women have said forever: “Men are boys who never grow up”. How did I prove it? I bought two dinosaur DVDs. For myself.
3. My first reaction to the NIV 2011 resolution at this year’s SBC convention: “This keeps up they’ll lump Southern Baptists with Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses”.
4. We have loads of amateur filmmakers around here. I know because I ring up so many condoms they must be using for special effects. Oddly, though, no one ever buys red food dye or Karo syrup with the condoms….