1. Cheerios with a dab of FiberOne may be good for the heart and innards, but it’s not food to feed the soul or the taste buds.
2. Kanye West must shop my Wal*Mart; there are Beyonce CDs scattered all over the music section. Maybe that’s what he’s doing now his tour is canceled.
3. If I have a car accident, it will be in the Wal*Mart parking lot. Most dangerous place I drive by far.
4. Blu-Ray is only as good as the transfers. How like DVDs.